The film is a catalyst, like alcohol, and it’s wonderful and hilarious, but don’t let anyone tell you Custard is thought-provoking, or subversive, because frankly it’s not. At all.

Key Lime Pie is so deliciously insane that you can feel your mind falling apart, like a soft biscuit, while you watch it. Don’t you waste a crumb. Don’t you ever waste a crumb.